A Vanishing Masseuse and Poop Graffiti

At 3:40 p.m. Thursday, deputies conducted a patrol check in the 200 block of Avenida La Pata near the San Clemente skate park. During their patrol they noticed three minors shooting a pellet gun from a white Mustang. The minors had been shooting at random objects. 

At 7:55 a.m. Thursday, a caller reported a reckless driver in the 100 block of Del Cabo. The informant said a woman driving a white, two-door Mazda regularly speeds into the neighborhood when she comes to pick up a friend. The woman has also been seen burning rubber and running stop signs. 

At 11:29 p.m. Thursday, a caller reported paying a professional massage therapist to come to his house but said he didn't get the service he paid for. The man said once the masseuse entered his home she said her car needed an oil change and needed to leave. 

At 11:16 p.m. Wednesday, a caller reported a disturbance in the 1300 block of Calle Valle. According to the report, an unknown number of people were yelling, fighting and breaking bottles. The subjects were in the picnic area at Bonito Park. There was no report of an arrest. 

At 9:42 p.m. Wednesday, a caller reported a disturbance near the Plaza La Playa and Avenida La Costa intersection. Several minors were drinking alcohol on the railroad tracks and throwing alcohol and rocks at people having bonfires on the beach. 

At 9:23 p.m. Wednesday, a caller reported a suspicious person in the 100 block of Calle Amistad. Four men and one woman were reportedly going around and looking for construction equipment in vehicles. The informant said this group had been hanging out in a park area. 

At 4:55 p.m. Wednesday, deputies assisted an outside agency with a medical aid in the 2700 block of Via Cascadita. They helped the Orange County Fire Authority transport an adult man and a young woman who were vomiting and experiencing nausea in the Salvation Army. The subjects were eventually transported to Mission Hospital. 

At 12:33 p.m. a vehicle was reported stolen in the 100 block of Avenida Presidio. The caller suspected the co-signer had taken the car because nobody else had a set of keys, and the caller was no longer on speaking terms with the co-signer. 

At 11:46 a.m. A caller reported vandalism in the 35500 block of Camino Capistrano. An unknown person broke into a bathroom at the La Cristianita Preschool and wrote obscenities on the wall with fecal matter. No further information was provided. 

At 11:01 p.m. Tuesday, a caller reported a petty theft of U.S. military uniforms in the 1100 block of Calle Del Cerro.